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Stuffed Animal

nickname from NFL Player Andre Ellington for Jordan Thomas Cooper
The Stuffed Animal was a morning news host for Cross Elementary School in kindergarten.
Stuffed Animal by Coop Dupe January 10, 2020

stuffed animal syndrome

Is amused can amuse using stuffed animals. Also may be a funny person in general. Probably has a funny ass social media profile as one.
“Hey did you see Gio with those stuff bunnies?”
“He’s obviously sick cause he’s making them fuck...”
“Probably has stuffed animal syndrome.”

stuffed animal route

the "taking things slow" approach in romantic relationships
We didn't know each other very well; therefore, we took the stuffed animal route.
stuffed animal route by iheartfosse February 20, 2009

Soulless Stuffed Animal 

The act of a pet ripping out all the stuffing from a stuffed animal, leaving the outside skin left behind.

Ripping open a stuffed animal to get to the squeaker inside, leaving the stuffing splattered around the now empty body.
soulless stuffed animal:
"dude what is with the soulless stuffed animal over there?"
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"I think my dog was contracted by the devil or something to rip out everything they consist of and eat there little squeaker hearts..."
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"Do you think the squeaks are stuffed animal screams..."
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"yes..."

Stuffed animals 

1:Omg stuffed animals are for babies!
2:Fuck you.

Stiffed Animal 

A stuffed animal that a child has been sleeping with every night for years to the point that it is now encrusted with spit and snot.
My daughter has been sleeping with that stuffed kitty for so long its now a stiffed animal.
Stiffed Animal by 531 December 9, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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