Studyonosis

A condition that affects 9 out of 10 students, in which the student has a a contagious rash and cancer symptoms if he spends 3 full minutes without studying. It usually intensifies when playing video games or watching Netfilx

Guy 1: Im so sad to hear your brother passed away, how did it happen
Guy 2: He went stubborn and spent 2 hours playing Fortnite, and the studyonosis hit hard
Guy 1: Heartbreaking