Studyonosis

A condition that affects 9 out of 10 students, in which the student has a a contagious rash and cancer symptoms if he spends 3 full minutes without studying. It usually intensifies when playing video games or watching Netfilx

Guy 1: Im so sad to hear your brother passed away, how did it happen
Guy 2: He went stubborn and spent 2 hours playing Fortnite, and the studyonosis hit hard
Guy 1: Heartbreaking

by xX_fortnitegamer123_Xx December 9, 2018

Studyosis

illness caused by studying, can be fatal. Symptoms include lack of social life, stress, and generally annoyed with all other humans. Only known cure alcohol and fun

Dave: "why is john being a dick?"

Adam: "I think he's contracted studyosis cos of the exams next week"

by Iccishere September 19, 2015