Stuck Tampon

A person that is both a bitch and a stuck up cunt.

Because when a tampon gets stuck inside its both a bitch to deal with and stuck up a cunt.

Wow that lady is being such a stuck tampon today

Stuck Tampon by Ridesallyride95 January 5, 2026

suck her tampon

A euphemism some what like, "pee in her butt." Only on a more extreme level. Used in a situation where the female target is so hot that the guy would perform oral sex on her during her menstrual cycle. Furthermore, would suck her freshly removed tampon.

Joe:"Man that chick is banging!"
Matt:" For real, I'd suck her tampon!"

suck her tampon by Rajun Cajun March 17, 2009

suck my tampon

for girls only: what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my tits. taken from the male term suck my dick. also gets people to shut up

example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon

example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon

suck my tampon by ciroc b October 31, 2010

stick a tampon in it 

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

stick a tampon in it by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018