Stucifer 

A very beautiful, intelligent blonde girl who has a somewhat devilish side. Stucifers are often known to hate teachers, be overly fond of sarcasm, and pessimists. The name originates from the word Lucifer, as a testament to their antics.

Stucifer just sits in the corner of English class and delivers clever yet really effective insults to our godawful teacher.

Stucifer by snowdrift33 June 5, 2011

Saucifer

Noun: an amateur cook with limited cooking skills that is considered to be a fancy chef by simple folk.

Derived from the French Saucier or sauce chef. While implying French suave sophistication, a Saucifer is not French. Nor is a Saucifer skilled in the art of making the classic mother sauces, or any sauce for that matter. The repertoire of a Saucifer is often limited to generously slathering grilled meat in KC Masterpiece barbecue sauce from a freshly opened bottle. Oddly, the term originates in Texas, and is particularly common in West Texas, where anything sophisticated or French is considered repugnant.

Caleb: These ribs are amazing, and the freedom fries are to die for! Y'all really need to get yourself some!

Travis: Yup! Liam is the bestest Saucifer there is!

Saucifer by Helluva Engineer July 26, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012