Strumming the guitar 

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

Strumming the guitar by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Strumming the meat guitar 

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

Strumming the meat guitar by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

Strumming the flesh guitar 

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

Strumming the flesh guitar by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

Strumming the Hair Guitar 

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

Strumming the Hair Guitar by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

strummin the guitar 

When a girl gives a guy a hand job.

We went home from the bar together, and all she did was strum the guitar

strummin the guitar by Turfman February 22, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019