Strumming the guitar

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A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

Strumming the guitar by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

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Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

Strumming the meat guitar by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

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Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

Strumming the flesh guitar by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

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Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

Strumming the Hair Guitar by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

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strummin the guitar

When a girl gives a guy a hand job.

We went home from the bar together, and all she did was strum the guitar

strummin the guitar by Turfman February 22, 2003

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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