Person one: Hey, wanna play COD4 later?
Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.
Person one: Dude, ew.
Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.
Person one: Dude, ew.
by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009
by yakuzakitty April 08, 2009
Also known as the CI stage, it is the state of drunkeness before the drunkee starts throwing up, but after the stage where they are merely tipsy. Short for cheerfully inebriated.
People in the CI stage are very hyper and random, often times a bit horny. They normally remember things that happened in the CI stage the next day, and are semi in control of what they are doing.
People in the CI stage are very hyper and random, often times a bit horny. They normally remember things that happened in the CI stage the next day, and are semi in control of what they are doing.
Georgie: Mike I found your bite marks on my desk xD
Mike: Bite marks... OH YEAH! That was from the CI stage right?
Georgie: Yes, yes it was. Before you puked all over my room.
Mike: Bite marks... OH YEAH! That was from the CI stage right?
Georgie: Yes, yes it was. Before you puked all over my room.
by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009
When you go hiking and only tan the area of leg above your hiking boots and/or socks, leaving half your calves and both your feet incredibly pale, while the rest of your leg is dark brown. Very unnatractive. Often noticable on th legs of teenagers doing their Duke of Edinburgh.
Georgie, Ashley and Sophia came back from DOE with hideous boot tan, then had to wear posh dresses the next for a picnic. Everyone laughed at them and their boot tans.
by yakuzakitty July 19, 2009
A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009
When someone is an idiot, a dolt, a meanie, a twat, a dickhead or a dicksplash, then they are also a twatsplash.
Mike: Georgie, you're looking mighty fine today ;D as always :)
Georgie: Don't come near me, you complete twatsplash!!
Georgie: Don't come near me, you complete twatsplash!!
by yakuzakitty April 09, 2009
Officially, it is an acronym meaning Cystic Fibrosis Conjuctance Regulator, but to those in the know, it actually means Clit Fingering Tit-Rapist.
Teacher: Okay we're learning about genes and differentiation today. Anybody know what CFTR stands for?
Georgie: Is it clit fingering tit-rapist?
Teacher: ...no.
Georgie: Is it clit fingering tit-rapist?
Teacher: ...no.
by yakuzakitty April 09, 2009