Also known as the CI stage, it is the state of drunkeness before the drunkee starts throwing up, but after the stage where they are merely tipsy. Short for cheerfully inebriated.
People in the CI stage are very hyper and random, often times a bit horny. They normally remember things that happened in the CI stage the next day, and are semi in control of what they are doing.
People in the CI stage are very hyper and random, often times a bit horny. They normally remember things that happened in the CI stage the next day, and are semi in control of what they are doing.
Georgie: Mike I found your bite marks on my desk xD
Mike: Bite marks... OH YEAH! That was from the CI stage right?
Georgie: Yes, yes it was. Before you puked all over my room.
Mike: Bite marks... OH YEAH! That was from the CI stage right?
Georgie: Yes, yes it was. Before you puked all over my room.
by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009
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Get the Lollatronic mug.Person one: Hey, wanna play COD4 later?
Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.
Person one: Dude, ew.
Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.
Person one: Dude, ew.
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Teacher: Okay we're learning about genes and differentiation today. Anybody know what CFTR stands for?
Georgie: Is it clit fingering tit-rapist?
Teacher: ...no.
Georgie: Is it clit fingering tit-rapist?
Teacher: ...no.
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Get the CFTR mug.When a penis enters an arsehole or vagina, or infact any orifice on someone elses body, the person on the other end of the guys penis becomes a cock kebab, be the person male, female or other. This is because that person has become impaled upon said penis, therefore resembling a kebab on a skewer at a BBQ.
Kizza: I reckon you invited Mike over and got him drunk because you wanted to get laid, but got cold feet.
Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?
Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D
Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?
Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D
by yakuzakitty April 17, 2009
Get the Cock kebab mug.A group of "hard" people who live in the LU2 postcode zone of Luton, often reffered to as High Town. HTC literally stands for High Town Crew. You can find HTC tags all over the place up round High Town. You do not want to get on the wrong side of the HTC, as they have people everywhere, in every school. If you know someone in the HTC or someone who has contacts within the HTC and they like you, then most people will leave you alone.
Person 1: Hey, don't piss that guy off, he's in the HTC! You'll get totally battered!
Person 2: Nah, It's alright, my cousin's in the HTC so I'm immune.
Person 2: Nah, It's alright, my cousin's in the HTC so I'm immune.
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Get the HTC mug.A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
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