When someone is an idiot, a dolt, a meanie, a twat, a dickhead or a dicksplash, then they are also a twatsplash.
Mike: Georgie, you're looking mighty fine today ;D as always :)
Georgie: Don't come near me, you complete twatsplash!!
Georgie: Don't come near me, you complete twatsplash!!
by yakuzakitty April 09, 2009
When a penis enters an arsehole or vagina, or infact any orifice on someone elses body, the person on the other end of the guys penis becomes a cock kebab, be the person male, female or other. This is because that person has become impaled upon said penis, therefore resembling a kebab on a skewer at a BBQ.
Kizza: I reckon you invited Mike over and got him drunk because you wanted to get laid, but got cold feet.
Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?
Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D
Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?
Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D
by yakuzakitty April 17, 2009
When you go hiking and only tan the area of leg above your hiking boots and/or socks, leaving half your calves and both your feet incredibly pale, while the rest of your leg is dark brown. Very unnatractive. Often noticable on th legs of teenagers doing their Duke of Edinburgh.
Georgie, Ashley and Sophia came back from DOE with hideous boot tan, then had to wear posh dresses the next for a picnic. Everyone laughed at them and their boot tans.
by yakuzakitty July 19, 2009
by yakuzakitty April 08, 2009
Person one: Hey, wanna play COD4 later?
Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.
Person one: Dude, ew.
Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.
Person one: Dude, ew.
by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009
Officially, it is an acronym meaning Cystic Fibrosis Conjuctance Regulator, but to those in the know, it actually means Clit Fingering Tit-Rapist.
Teacher: Okay we're learning about genes and differentiation today. Anybody know what CFTR stands for?
Georgie: Is it clit fingering tit-rapist?
Teacher: ...no.
Georgie: Is it clit fingering tit-rapist?
Teacher: ...no.
by yakuzakitty April 09, 2009
A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009