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strumming 

The female version of jacking off so hard

She’s so hot I want her to strum herself
Your mom : I love strumming mysel

Strumming 

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self
Strumming by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018

Strumming 

Soaking in a bucket of spicy marinade, preferably with family members.
"Look Donny, I'm strumming!"

strumming the clamjo 

Female masturbation.
My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

strumming yourself 

A term used to say a girls fingering herself
She sat strumming yourself for hours- she fingered herself for hours

Strumming the meat guitar 

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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