Struggle tug 

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.

A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.

Struggle tug by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018

strugglebuggy 

Noun: a person or creature that is having a difficult time in executing a task.

Jane: Look at Joe over there. He sure is having a hard time compiling a Linux Kernel.
John: What a strugglebuggy.

John: Look at the dung beetle trying to push that shit up a hill. It keeps rolling down.
Jane: Sure is a strugglebuggy.

strugglebuggy by hgf921 January 2, 2009