Definitions by philanderousmonk666

Struggle tug 

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.

A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.

Struggle tug by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018

whippin chickens 

The act of cooking crack cocaine in an abandoned home.

Damn bwah he be whippin chickens till his wrist done fall off!

whippin chickens by philanderousmonk666 May 8, 2016