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Stromfront

Armchair generals living cushy lives for the most part, but feel the need to generalise every living thing possible to feed their own narcissism and a medieval "us vs them" mentality.
What they refer to as "us", "we", "our culture" and "our achievements" is in actuality defined by the liberal West which they loathe with a passion.
Their definition of "we" includes nearly all European ethnic groups, which in reality have very little in common and hated each others guts before the liberal West untied this group into a greater European identity.
It’s interesting to note their take on mixing and sharing achievements as long as its within the approved list of ethnicities, aka whites. For example, America is seen as a "white nation" when in fact only a handful of European people were responsible for its creation. i.e Brits. At this time the Irish were considered slaves basically. But today they consider America a country for all whites including Irish, Russians, Italians etc
To join this elite group each ethnicity needs to offer an achievement which all whites can take credit for. The exception is Asians and Arabs in which case an elaborate revisionist history is invented where this elite club of ethnicities suddenly all become lets say, "Aryan" and are responsible for all civilisation in those lands. Note the term Aryan has no European origin whatsoever.
The best way to join the Elite club is by being blonde. Any savage Viking past will do. No questions asked.
Hurr durr, Im an Aryan. Worship my face. We will fight Muslims and Jews with our tiny shitty movement they have probably never even heard about. Strategy includes drowning them in informative leaflets.

Find more cringe stories at stromfront website
Stromfront by Narcissist Killer October 5, 2010

Western Storefront 

An asymmetric hairstyle which is the result of a person (usually a young female) styling the front part of their hair while looking straight into a mirror without regard to the sides or back part of their hair. This gives the appearance of disproportionately large hair when looking face to face, while flat at any other angle of view.
Dude, look at the girl...her hair is huge in the front but flat everywhere else. She wearing a western storefront!
Western Storefront by kdjo66 May 30, 2009

Storefront Jenius 

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

Stormfront

A website that promotes "white pride". Basically, a bunch of complainers who think that the world is against them and that they can't express this aforementioned "white pride" but that all other races can. In fact, if they took the time to talk to normal black/asian/hispanic people, they'd probably realize that these people don't mind them expressing ethnic pride, but instead these "white nationalists" choose to take the example of A SELECT FEW racist minorities in the media to validate the fact that the world is against them.

They also spend a great deal of time describing the "great jewish conspiracy" in which, supposedly, Jews have engineered all the major horrors of the 20th and 21st century. Ironically, the State of Israel (which, of course, they bash) had a huge amount being created of help from the United States (their "white homeland") and is a pro-Western country that the U.S. still supports.
Stormfront member: Ok, so listen, ummm the Russian Communist Revolution was headed by Jews and umm, well ummm the Germans realized that they were trying to defraud all Europeans and ummm the Holocaust is so exaggerated because other people died too...so umm they had it coming.

Normal human being: Get a life.
Stormfront by Mr_Real November 25, 2009

stormfronter 

Racist commenter on a message board or web forum. Usually there to troll, make racist jokes, or propogate fake statistics in order to convince others into being racist.

Attracted to race related stories and issues like flies are attracted to shit. The difference is the flies smell better.

Name comes from a webforum for white supremacists.
trolluser69: "Blah blah blah blacks blah illegals"

Normalperson1: Great, the stormfronters are here!

Storefront Outfit 

Noun
Used to describe a person's outfit when all or most of what they're wearing is all the same brand, resulting in them looking like the outfits in the front windows of a store.
Most common mistakes are wearing a shirt and sweater/jacket of the same brand, or a shirt and bottom of the same brand (not spotted as easily).
Usually not a good fashion choice.
Person 1: "Bob has a pretty good sense of style for a guy."

Person 2: "Not yesterday - he had a storefront outfit on."
Storefront Outfit by Da Poopy October 14, 2012

Prosecco Stormfront 

A more amusing term for TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist).
Just read a Mumsnet post about a transgender teacher. Prosecco Stormfront strikes again!
Prosecco Stormfront by TF45 October 5, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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