Streamhead

A person who partakes in live stream activities way too often and wayyy too long for wayyyyy too much pleasure.

Bro: Hey dude, party at Bud’s place, you comin?

Dude: Nah, I’m in a chat room talkin to a girl who does live-streaming video from her bedroom.
Bud: Typical streamhead, wastin time online instead of hangin in the real world.

by B1G Randy January 30, 2022

seamhead

An avid baseball fanatic, especially one who frequently utilizes statistical analysis and urges others to do the same.

Old-school baseball scouts tend to hate seamheads like Rob Neyer, always harping about on-base percentage and Win Shares.

by Travis M. Nelson March 20, 2008

streamweaver

A male who's pee stream is strong and forceful.

A man who's pee splashes and makes loud noise.

Being the loudest pisser in a public restroom.

Holy crap, that dude in the stall next to me was a streamweaver.

I have to pee really bad, but I'm no streamweaver.

As I was washing my hands, I heard one of the loudest streamweavers ever. I had to get his autograph.

by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010

spreadhead

A devoted fan of the southern, blues, rock and rhythm band Widespread Panic. This flip-flop wearing person typically grasps the exemplary sound and contagious vibe of good energy promoted, sought after and achieved by the players in the band. Although many fans come off as dopers who have only passion in life - the Panic - they are a diverse group of music lovers out to have a blow-out good time and leave with memories of living it up right.

Regardless of their attire, language and private lives, when a spreadhead goes to a Panic show, he or she becomes one of many and reveres the warmth of anonymity and unquestioned unity. Often a spreadhead will perform worship rituals and close his or her eyes while swaying to and fro.

Spreadhead #1: "Man, when I heard Walking at Red Rocks in '93 I almost crapped my pants and then I proposed to my now wife right there and then."

Spreadhead #2: "Yeah, bro, I tripped harder than I ever will again when I saw Mikey play Airplane for the last time. And you know what, man? I didn't even take any drugs..."

Panic show virgin: "I'm sorry guys, but this is my first Panic show and your contest vying for the most devoted fan is keeping me from enjoying it."

Spreadheads: "Whoa, sorry babe. Rock on, Schools!"

by Molly C November 5, 2007

steakhead

variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity.

"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"

-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.

by cosmo October 8, 2004

Steakhead

A person who isn’t very bright and when they think they’re saying something that’s smart it’s usually completely wrong

Edmund just said the capital of England is onion, what a steakhead.

by LordPalpatine March 21, 2020

spreadhead

One who is a Widespread Panic fan, on an extreme level. Often characterized by smoking copious amounts of pot, eating caps, and dropping the occasion hit, and traveling through 3 states to attend a WSP concert.

My Roommate: You fucking Spreadhead, clean up your Taco Bell trash and turn down the music.

Me:Hold up, bro. Have you heard Mikey's jam in Dyin' Man on the "Live in the Classic City" album? Want to rip the bong?

My Roommate: Jesus, get a job.

Me: Fine. How about a mushroom cap?

by Wallis Fuller August 18, 2006