Streamertalk
In online gaming, when a member of a larger VoIP server (TS3, Discord, Ventrillo) talks incessantly about the game they are playing alone, as if narrating every detail of their gameplay to an imaginary audience of adoring fans.
Typically annoys the hell out of any group members trying to actually communicate, as no one else present gives a fuck about what the streamertalker is doing.
Typically annoys the hell out of any group members trying to actually communicate, as no one else present gives a fuck about what the streamertalker is doing.
Raid Member 1: (Playing an MMO with the group) Ok just tank and spank in this phase.
Raid Member 2: Out of man-
Streamertalker: (Playing a sci-fi shooter, alone) Ok neat, so this path just connect straight to the airlock.
Raid Member 1: Ok, let me drop a mana re-
Streamertalker: Great, so my 44-round magazine will allow me to take out multiple groups of enemies without the need to reload.
Streamertalker: Even after running out of ammo in my primary weapon I can swap to my plasma pistol and one-shot the energy shields on robotic enemies.
Raid Member 3: Group up on me, I'm going to mass he-
Streamertalker: It's cool how the grenades magnetize to vehicle casings, but it makes it tough to use them against groups of enemies that are standing close to the tanks or troop transports.
Raid Member 1: Can someon-
Streamertalker: Haha, oh wow, I do so much damage with my rocket la-
Raid members 4-8: Jesus Christ; cut the Streamertalk for fuck's sake!
Raid Member 2: Out of man-
Streamertalker: (Playing a sci-fi shooter, alone) Ok neat, so this path just connect straight to the airlock.
Raid Member 1: Ok, let me drop a mana re-
Streamertalker: Great, so my 44-round magazine will allow me to take out multiple groups of enemies without the need to reload.
Streamertalker: Even after running out of ammo in my primary weapon I can swap to my plasma pistol and one-shot the energy shields on robotic enemies.
Raid Member 3: Group up on me, I'm going to mass he-
Streamertalker: It's cool how the grenades magnetize to vehicle casings, but it makes it tough to use them against groups of enemies that are standing close to the tanks or troop transports.
Raid Member 1: Can someon-
Streamertalker: Haha, oh wow, I do so much damage with my rocket la-
Raid members 4-8: Jesus Christ; cut the Streamertalk for fuck's sake!
Streamertalk by Artarion September 19, 2016
