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Strazzer 

A derogatory term used by white heterosexual males to describe white heterosexual males. Only they can call themselves that, if anyone else uses the term its offensive. Basically the white version of Nigger.

Women, other ethnicities, or other sexual affiliations that use the word are committing a major act of ignorance. It is very offensive for a non strazzer to use the term. Only strazzers may use the term.

Originates from the term "straight white dude".
"That is one lazy Strazzer"

"I can't believe she called him a strazzer to his face! Im surprised he didn't kill her for that!"

"That fuckin straz thinks he's the shit."

"That party was pretty strazzy"
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strazzel 

To take in, allow yourself to rejoice , enlighten the founded legends of our times , to live a life full of quality , run about , pack leader ! Legend in the flesh
Just bought a Bentley time for a strazzel!
strazzel by PenniO_ski May 8, 2021
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
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Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
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