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Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles 

This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".
Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?

Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.

Doctor: ... that's hot.
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Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles 

1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles 

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles 

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026