Strange Dick

When you’re married,and afraid to get divorced,so you go on Facebook to scope for strange dick...In addition,you act like you’re single,and put for a relationship status that you’re “In a Relationship”,when your sorry ass is in reality,married...”Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that strange dick you’re dicking down worth it?”...”Is the strange dick worth jeopardizing your marriage?”..............”Fuck,yeah,it is!”

“I don’t want regular dick.”....”I want strange dick(even with all of the STD’s,and COVID-19 floating around!)”....”Fuck it,and everyone else(as long as I get what I want!)”.

Strange Dick by jim6471 November 1, 2020

strange dick

When you have sex with someone you don't know.

Yo them Delaware girls are all about that strange dick bro.

strange dick by Bluesteel904 October 19, 2017

Dick Don’t Pay For Strange 

You know that.

Dick Don’t pay for strange you know that

Dick Don’t Pay For Strange by Steven Anita Smith December 9, 2021

Stranger Dick 

When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.

Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!

Stranger Dick by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024

Chronic Strangle Dick 

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.

Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.

Chronic Strangle Dick by jiffnep April 1, 2022