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Straight-through Jones

A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.
Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!
Straight-through Jones by Blob67 December 26, 2017

Straight through the bush 

Erin: “I told him he was ugly”
Mél: “wow you really went straight through the bush

ripped my throat straight out 

The saying rip your throat out or I don’t want someone to rip my throat out or they’re gonna rip your throat out refers to someone getting out on you. Someone charging too much for something.
I went to this new guy last week and he sold me some coke. He ripped my throat straight out like his prices were so high. It was unbelievable. I don’t even know why I went along with the deal..

Throwin' Straights 

To punch someone square in the fucking face as hard as god will allow
That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.
Throwin' Straights by Robby Walker September 21, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008