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Straight for pay 

Mostly used in porn - This involves gay men who have sex with a woman for extra money. They may also do it for experimental reasons or to fill in the straight guy's position. There are still some gays that do amateur straight porn passing as 'straight' (see closet).

The men in it would usually be the ones pleasuring the girls as opposed to them getting it - which will be awkward and sexually frustrating for a gay man. They would still do penetration, but wouldn't cum quickly, and perhaps, trivially, pleasuring the women more.

Gay men doing straight for pay get a lot of money for doing this, either way.
Gay pornstar David Chase has had a film or two with women.

Recently outed lesbian Tila Tequila has had porn with men. She admitted that it was straight for pay.
Straight for pay by avialae March 22, 2013
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Straight for Pay 

A marriage between a homosexual male and a lesbian female (or in rare instances, a homosexual/lesbian marriage to a heterosexual opposite sex partner). This arrangement is not an arrangement for love, but rather, for the benefits (e.g. tax breaks, military benefits, adoption privileges, social standing etc.) associated with the union. These arrangements occur because of the lack of equal marriage in the United States. It reinforces the concept of the "sanctity" of marriage because it is between a man and a woman ("sanctity" is a synonym for bullshit)
Person 1: "Dude, Jon and Gina are going to get married soon, what kind of fabulous gifts are you going to get them?"
Person 2: "Wtf? They're getting married? But Jon is super gay and Gina is a diaper dyke...how is that possible"
Person 1: "No bro its just straight for pay. They have to do it because the government and Christians say that they can't marry who they really love, but they need the benefits of marriage"
Person 2: "That fucking sucks dude. That's so breeder. Fucking Hetero bitches"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026