Stoving

To severely beat up in a thuggish manor. Commonly associated with lowlife British football hooligan scum

They were stoving his fucking head in

by Discomonkey. August 03, 2018

Stoving

To place one's genitials on a hot stovetop for sexual gratification.

My nuts are still crispy from stoving the fuck out of them last night.

by Douchebaggage January 18, 2014

Stoved

To hit, slam, or smash into something or someone.

I went off the road and stoved into a tree.

by Chanic February 23, 2019

stoving

Northern Irish slang for 'extremely drunk'. Particularly in Strabane.

'Aye, I was wile stoving last night, had to be taken home.'

by Wee girl hi November 12, 2006

stove

to do something of extreme stupidity.

-"omg i just gave away all my crap to some stranger on accident"
-"FUCKIN STOVED!"

by Das Popemeister February 16, 2005

Stoved

To be extremely stoned, similar to being in a stove or hotbox

Dude 1: Bro are you feeling good?
Dude 2: Yeah bro i'm stoved to the bone right now
Dude 1: My guy

by GGRYAN September 17, 2018

Stove

A white woman who ONLY likes black guys bbc slut and who only likes getting it from black guys spring thomas. She has no intentions of ever dating someone white, or of any other ethnicity. It's black or nothing.

Girl: "Oh he's cute, would you date him?"

Stove: "Ew, no he's not black."

by bigblckcck September 09, 2011