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Scotty-don't 

Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.
(N.) Man, you are such a Scotty-don't sometimes.

(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scotty-don'ting the this week.

Scotty Don't Know 

When someone is oblivious to whats happening around them
Look at that guy over there, his girlfriend be cheating and scotty don't know.
Scotty Don't Know by rizzzle May 28, 2015

Scottydon't 

Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.
(N.) Man, you are such a Scottydon't sometimes.

(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scottydon'ting this paat week.

Scottydon't 

Noun: A person who seems to constantly do/say the wrong thing, or be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Verb: A way of describing a person's actions, usually for an ongoing period of time.
(N.) Man, you are such a Scottydon't sometimes.

(V.) Jeff has constantly been Scottydon'ting this past week.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026