Story Jumper

Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet

if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.

IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS

Story jumper is worst than you - IQ brain

Story Jumper by mendu May 22, 2023

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building 

When someone jumps off a 4 story building

"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

storyjumper 

Someone to whom you have already told your story who interrupts you right at the pivotal part of your story to steal the punchline and receive the laughs.

Storyteller - So me and my friends were teepeeing this lady's house. We put toilet paper in her tree and wrapped her car in cellophane and...
Storyjumper- ...and then the lady comes out with a paintball gun and starts shooting at them. (laughter)

storyjumper by A. C. McDonald December 29, 2008

storyjumper 

Someone to whom you have already told your story who interrupts you right at the pivotal part of your story to steal the punchline and receive the laughs.

Storyteller - So me and my friends were teepeeing this lady's house. We put toilet paper in her tree and wrapped her car in cellophane and...
Storyjumper- ...and then the lady comes out with a paintball gun and starts shooting at them. (laughter)

storyjumper by A. C. McDonald December 31, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019