stooze 

to stooze is when you get a credit card with a 0% introductory rate (for usaly 6-18 months). Then you take the balance and put it in a high intrest bank account till the the 0% rate is up and then pay the balance back and keep the interest you made.

ed: "Yo I just made $2,500 off of HSBC"
Bill: "How'd you do that?"
Ed: " I stoozed them nigaz"

stooze by Chitownfool February 14, 2008

stooze 

Aother term for style; unique style

That kid has a gangsta stooze !

Grunge is the new stooze.

stooze by adrianna nichole November 21, 2006

Stooze 

to study and booze at one and the same time. very similar to the peaceful fusion of both yin and yang, ren and stimpy, burt and erny, and gin and juice.
depending on which part of the country you hail from, penalty shots can be assigned for distractions and/or tangents leading to any form of mischief.

hey scotty mclosealot, what are your plans for this evening?

um, i dont know. dinner. but i got lots of studying

oh snap, well i was gonna ask if you wanted to booze but... nevermind. not much else id expect from a mclosealot.

whoawhoawhoaaaa dude. bra. im from b-more. not b-less. i didnt say i wasnt boozing.

ohhhhhhhhh damn. you tryna stooze toniz??

helllllllll yeaaaa braheem. dont you know me??

aight, im gnna go see if anyone wants to get stoozed with us.

Stooze by Rolling Thunder & Chief Wanta Geteen Yopuntz March 8, 2007

stooze 

some one who is a dirt bag
some one who aint liked by others
people who aint smart

you are a stooze
look at the stooze

stooze by john and tyler May 6, 2006

stooze 

a nerdy,clumsy person who is annoying and is a loser who nobody likes.This word can dirrive to such words as stoozy,stoze,or stooze-ma-lose,and stooze-monk.

Get away from me you stooze!
Hey billy your a stooze-ma-lose!
Look at this stooze-monk!

stooze by Tyler Evans May 2, 2006

corporate stooge 

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.

Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.

corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012

stooge LOL 

The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he

After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.

stooge LOL by jpg3 August 17, 2010