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Stooni loves minecraft and sweats it 24/7 he eats his own dick cheese and fiddles with his pubes
"hi im a stooni"
Stooni by funny fun foo August 4, 2019
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stooligram

when u drop a nice stool take a picture of it and text it to someone
i just dropped a massive stool and sent a stooligram to richie
stooligram by stoolivan August 12, 2017

spooning sleep 

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.
After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !
spooning sleep by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016
The merger of the words "stoned" and "genius"; The cognitive process of problem solving that occurs after medicated with marijuana. Creating, using, inventing something that would not have been discovered or used in particular way without the using marijuana. May be as simple as theoretical invention relayed verbally.
I just created the word "stonius" to describe a genius idea/ invention while high on marijuana.
Stonius by KTizzle42 April 25, 2013
What Asian dad says to Steven He when he gets a B in Geography.
A is Average, B is Stoobid

Soonie, Doongie, Dori 

Soonie, Doongie, Dori are Lee Minho's cats (not the actor) who is a member of the kpop boy-group Stray Kids. Remember that he has 3 cats. THREE CATS.
Person 1: hey what are his cat's names?
Person 2: soonie, doongie, dori
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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