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Reverse Somnophilia 

Reverse Somnophilia is a type of fetish which is equivalent to the role swap in a somnophilic situation. Unlike standard somnophilia, which is a fetish for sleeping/unconscious individuals and the role is being a predator, reverse somnophilia is actually the fetish of being the recipient of somnophilia, and the individual's role is being the victim. Someone in this fetish enjoys pretending to be asleep or actually being asleep while the somnophiliac partner satisfies both of their fetishes and both are aroused.
Girl: "Honey, I didn't want to tell you this, but I actually have reverse somnophilia."
Guy: "Wow really? That's so awesome, and I'm actually a somnophiliac so we'll both have fun and satisfy our fetishes from the same activity!"
Girl: "Ahh. I feel tired, I'll go get some sleep ;)"
Guy: "hehehe >:D"

somnophilia 

somnophilia: the sleeping princess syndrome, a paraphilia of the marauding/predatory type in which erotic arousal and facilitation or attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent on intruding on and awakening a sleeping stranger with erotic caresses, including oral sex, not involving force or violence from Latin, somnus, [sleep + -philia). There is no technical term for the reciprocal paraphilic condition of being the recipient, which occurs more readily in fantasy than in actuality. See also sleeping princess (or prince) syndrome; (adjective, somnophilic): the condition in which a person is dependent on intruding upon and fondling a partner who is a stranger asleep, or fantasizing doing so, in order to obtain erotic arousal and facilitate or achieve orgasm.

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melin is suffering from somnophilia
somnophilia by chimeremeze a. uwalaka September 5, 2006

somnophiliac 

a somnophiliac (person with somnophilia) is a person who had a fetish for touching/caressing a person sexually when they are asleep or unconsious. This can also include sleep rape or oral sex which is understandable.

I think the main reason for this fetish is cause of the cute vunerablity of the sleeping person.
I myself am a somnophiliac. I have this odd overpowering fantasy involving me in a relationship with Anton Yelchin and i ... touch him amorously when hes sleeping.
somnophiliac by TheSanestFangirl December 19, 2009

Scotophilia 

sco·to·phil·i·a (skt-fl-)noun: a preference for the night, and or darkness.

also called: nyctophilia nyc·to·phil·i·a (nkt-fl-)
scotophiliacs are the real vampires
Scotophilia by NIGHTW4TCH July 11, 2009

satanophilia

Having satan or lucifer get you wet/hard

Having desire to be a slave for lucifer (satan)
Really enjoying the show lucifer
Watching lucifer morningstar become satan on 'Lucifer' really makes my satanophilia come a live
satanophilia by alixlu666 August 13, 2016

Scopophilia 

The love of looking - the derivation of pleasure from the act of looking. Can be both sexual and nonsexual.
Jeff: I was looking out my window last night, and saw these two dikes going at each other in the apartment across the street - and I got off like an Icelandic vulcano!
Terry: Nothing wrong with a quiet moment of sweet contemplative scopophilia!
Scopophilia by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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