Stonge

1) A stoned stooge.

2) A cross between three stooges type of humour, and cheech and chong style humour.

Look at the Three Stonges over there! They look so stupid!

Stonge by Mark McBass September 30, 2017

Stonge

The most powerful man in the world. He is the best living thing this planet will ever see. More knowledge dwells in his brain than in any other being in the universe. Nobody can stop him.

Person 1: "Yo, who's that over there? he's radiating so much raw energy I can't see him clearly!"
Person 2: "Oh, that's just Stonge."

Stonge by SneedleBot12 January 8, 2020

stonge

cigarette

Yo man, got a stonge?

stonge by no1important March 24, 2010

Stonge

When you party so hard and get so drunk on the first night of a short vacation that your so hung over or so exhausted the next day that it ruins the rest of your vacation.

I didn’t get out of bed until 5:00 in the evening today because I Stonged to hard last night.

Stonge by Bum783 January 10, 2019

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

SpongeBob 

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019