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Stone Baked

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.
Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese

Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025
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Stonebake Surprise

Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
Didn't get a chance to eat, I gave her a Stonebake Surprise.
by Mr Cincinnati February 21, 2011
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