Stomp Clap 

Stomp Clap, also defined as Stomp Clap Hey, is a genre of music, considered by some as possibly the worst genre in existence, defined by a consistent and repeating Stomp, Clap, Stomp Clap and at times featuring a Hey or similar shout.
The music features either a stomp and a clap or a variation with other, usually percussion, instruments replacing, one or both sounds, for example a Kick, Snare or Tambourine. The music is usually mid to fast tempo and upbeat but also quite slow at times.

The genre has roots in folk, especially more country esque sounding folk music with bands like The Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, fun and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes being genre contemporaries,but also exists within some electronic bands like Imagine Dragons and Awolnation.

Examples of songs that fit within the genre include.
"Hey Ho" by The Lumineers.
"Little Talk" by Of Monsters and Men
"Sail" by Awolnation
"Thunder" by Imagine Dragons
"Riptide" by Vance Joy

"Home" by Phillip Phillips
And the completely different.
"Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes.

Can you please stop playing that Stomp Clap Music before I shoot myself.

Stomp Clap by Superdracula December 24, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012