Stojack

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1) To make a people wait on you for a substantial amount of time while you leave to complete a seemingly random and menial task.

2) To be gone or away from where you are supposed to be for long amounts of time while the people who are waiting for you have no idea where you are.

Where is Kristen? I have no idea shes been stojacking us all day.

Stojack by Nick Lauda July 17, 2011

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stojak

to brutally t bag someone, Painfully

i was stojaked in the middle of the night

stojak by luke dangles March 17, 2008

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peja stojakovic

One of the best 3 point shooters in the history of the NBA.

1.Larry Bird
2.Reggie Miller
3.PEJA STOJAKOVIC

Peja is number 16 and plays for the Sacramento Kings.

Damn he got a three-pointer in.
Ye, he pulled a Peja.

peja stojakovic by Vlade Rules May 13, 2005

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Peja Stojakovic

Quite simply put - the best 3-point shooter in the NBA today. Almost impossible to block, and reminiscent of Larry Bird. Kind of streaky, but almost always very accurate. If he misses it's just barely off.

Peja Stojakovic can really light it up.

Peja Stojakovic by Adel7 January 3, 2008

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Ian Stoback

Also Ian, meaning 'tobacco'

"I want a cigarette but I can't find my Ian Stoback"

Ian Stoback by cjmuskrat December 9, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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