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1) To make a people wait on you for a substantial amount of time while you leave to complete a seemingly random and menial task.

2) To be gone or away from where you are supposed to be for long amounts of time while the people who are waiting for you have no idea where you are.
Where is Kristen? I have no idea shes been stojacking us all day.
Stojack by Nick Lauda July 17, 2011
Words you can keep
to brutally t bag someone, Painfully
i was stojaked in the middle of the night
stojak by luke dangles March 17, 2008
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peja stojakovic 

One of the best 3 point shooters in the history of the NBA.

1.Larry Bird
2.Reggie Miller
3.PEJA STOJAKOVIC

Peja is number 16 and plays for the Sacramento Kings.
Damn he got a three-pointer in.
Ye, he pulled a Peja.

Peja Stojakovic 

Quite simply put - the best 3-point shooter in the NBA today. Almost impossible to block, and reminiscent of Larry Bird. Kind of streaky, but almost always very accurate. If he misses it's just barely off.
Peja Stojakovic can really light it up.
Peja Stojakovic by Adel7 January 3, 2008

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"I want a cigarette but I can't find my Ian Stoback"
Ian Stoback by cjmuskrat December 9, 2017
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