Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

by mariaaa February 10, 2008