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Spink Cheeks 

Butt cheeks that are lathered in cement.
"I could swim in your spink cheeks forever."
Spink Cheeks by Cranston Jones February 15, 2008

cheeky sink wash 

the act of washing your genitals in the sink before having relations with a special friend.

the act professinal persons aka ladys of the night will ask you to perform pre coutus
guy 1: my girlfriend made me have a cheeky sink wash before we got started.

guy 2: standard mate. id make you have one to
cheeky sink wash by Jake R M Stone February 11, 2012

Sting on my cheek 

When something or someone annoys you, you say they're a sting on the cheek. It's a phrase that can mean anything to you.
Boy: "Dad, I had another bad day."
Dad: "What happened, son?"
Boy: "Forget it. It's just the kids living upstairs. They're a sting on my cheek!"
Sting on my cheek by Lynx1 January 31, 2008

Butt cheek on a stick 

Something to call someone when you are mad at them. Kinda like jerk or idiot.
You are a butt cheek on a stick!You never came over!

Butt cheek on a stick 

1.A terrible pain you cannot handle

2.exclamation like “fuck” “shit” or “ dry cunt”
Mothertrucker dude!, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
*has sex* butt cheek on a stick!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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