Stiff Rich

A hard, turgid penis. Engorged and raging hard on.

I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.

Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.

I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Stiff Richard

Short for a hard cock. A stiffy. A hard on. A boner. A stiff Dick.

Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

stiffwich

a person with no sense of humor; businesslike, determined, serious-minded; severe, stern; grim

yeah...grimmy von stiffwich over there is buzzkilling my evening.

...the stiffwiches up in accounting want cover sheets on all of the TPS reports.

by Lynn January 23, 2004