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Steven's Law 

When a piece of media (most often a show) is objectively badly written, it will garner fans anyway due to mental health awareness and/or LGBTQ representation. Some examples include 13 Reasons Why, Glee Club, and the namesake of this law, Steven Universe. It may also very well be the case that the media has some redeeming qualities, such as good character moments, or good visual composition, however these qualities are a vast minority compared to the objectively bad narratives within the show.
Person A: "I like insert media because it has gays in it!"

Person B: "Is it really good, or are you following Steven's Law?"
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Seven's Law

Seven's Law (also refered to Seven's Law of MMOs) is an adaption of Godwin's Law pertaining to the likelihood of a comparison to World of Warcraft in any discussion of a Massive Multiplayer Role Playing Game (MMORPG) the rule is as follows:

As any discussion pertaining to any MMORPG grows longer, the probability of a comparison to World or Warcraft reaches one.

Seven's Law of MMOs (also refered to Seven's Law) is a modification of Godwin's Law pertaining to the likelihood of a comparison to World of Warcraft in any discussion of a Massive Multiplayer Role Playing Game (MMORPG) the rule is as follows:

As any discussion pertaining to any MMORPG grows longer, the probability of a comparison to World or Warcraft reaches one.

In some games and gaming forums when this law is invoked much like Godwin's law the person who made the comparison automatically loses the conversation and is shunned (The Tabula Rasa Beta is a big example there is an unwritten law that WoW must never be spoken of) the main exception to this rule is known as the "WoW exception" which states that A person cannot logically lose a conversation due to Seven's Law in a World of Warcraft forum, fansite chatroom, in game chat etc.
Gamer 1: So I like the way the teleport system works in Tabula Rasa.

Gamer 2: Yes its much more efficient than the flight points in WoW.

Gamer 1: Wow Seven's Law hit us quick today.

Gamer 2: You're right.
Seven's Law by C7 August 7, 2007

Steve's Law 

Any debate of any minority in the public eye, will eventually lead to the person with an opposing opinion being labeled as anti-minority (e.g. racist, feminist) by the person that can't backup their opinion outside of feelings.
Me: You know, I really don't like the affordable care act, I'd prefer to have an actual choice in my health care.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
Steve's Law by McSteve May 15, 2015

Stevan's Law 

"The delay in achieving an outcome beyond the expected timeframe implies that the event has either occurred previously or is restricted by universal laws"
Stevan's law used to an sentence where you are speaking ethically and emotional. This means that not understanding that what you thinking to happen is already happened or never happen
Stevan's Law by Stephen Raj July 4, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026