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Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008
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Steve jobbed

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....
At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...
by sheila in the car October 22, 2011
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Steve Jobed

When you are bought out of the company that you started / helped start.
I just got Steve Jobed out of my company today.
by Darkon007 May 14, 2018
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stevejobbed

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.
"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."
by qma3x December 4, 2005
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