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Steve jobbed 

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....
At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...
Steve jobbed by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

Steve Jobed 

When you are bought out of the company that you started / helped start.
I just got Steve Jobed out of my company today.
Steve Jobed by Darkon007 May 14, 2018

stevejobbed 

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.
"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."
stevejobbed by qma3x December 4, 2005
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026