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stepping on a lego 

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.
Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

Stepping On A Lego 

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.
Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

Stepping on legos 

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.
I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.
Stepping on legos by EuroChemist October 31, 2017