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Stepford Wife 

1.) Used to describe a servile, compliant, submissive, spineless wife who happily does her husband's bidding and serves his every whim dutifully.

2.) Can also be used to describe a wife who is cookie-cutter & bland in appearance and behavior. Subscribes to a popular look and dares not deviate from that look.

This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004). In the story, men of this seemingly ideal town have replaced their wives with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
1.) She's such a stepford wife, I've seen her greet her husband at the door after work with a beer and a kiss 4 days in a row!

2.) I just got back from the pta meeting, I've never seen so many stepford wives.

2b.) The SNL skit "Mom Jeans" features women dressed to earn the SW distinction.
Stepford Wife by Rex Cavendish July 31, 2005
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Stepford wife 

An obedient unquestioning individual of either gender, usually in a high-ranking position at a multinational office (e.g. politics). Based on the 1972 novel of the identical title, this use of the term moves beyond the "cult of domesticity" and expands as far as the public / political arena.
In this government, a strong independent representative is very much frowned upon, but a Stepford wife lasts for the entire term.
Stepford wife by ReverseHaloEffect November 4, 2020

stepford wife 

woman who lives to serve husband does washing, ironing, cleaning, etc. with great joy. also has huge orgasms every time during sex and has sex every time her husband commands.
joe: man i wish i had a stepford wife
stepford wife by shane August 28, 2004

Stepford Wife 

The only kind of wife to have. Obays any and every command with a smile. Never opens her mouth unless its to eat a dick.
My ho is a stepford wife bitch. compare your life to mine and then kill yourself.
Stepford Wife by AksaviNosaj September 18, 2005

Stepford Wife 

Doing a girl who has OCD from behind and positioning her in front of something disorganized, i.e. unfolded laundry, unwashed dishes, unfiled taxes. May take a while...but she just can't stop herself.

A real win-win for a single guy.
"So, she just started organizing your closet while you were inside her?"
"Yep, she's a real Stepford Wife."
Stepford Wife by nglshmn1023 May 11, 2012

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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