When our innocent and thick stepsis is stuck in a appliance, yells “stepbro im stuck in the laundry, sink, sofa etc.” and we offer our “help” with such generosity
Stepsis: Stepbro Im Stuck! Come help me!
Stepbro:ok sis, I will “help” you
Stepbro issues means that a girl feels something for her older stepbrother. Sometimes she has dirty thoughts about her stepbro and want more from him than just be stepsiblings. You know that one with " Stepbro! Im stuck!" yeah...this girl have maybe stepbro issues too. Sometimes stepbro fucks his stepsis, its kinda sweet home alabama but its okay.
So if you have feelings for your older steobro, maybe you have stepbro issues ;)
Person1 : Eh... I have feelings for my stepbro Moritz....
Person 2 : OH DAMN! Girl i think you have stepbro issues!
The type of dick that is built nice and you wouldn’t mind fucking for the rest of your life. It’s not hardcore sex but it’s not soft either and you’ll be back for seconds. Ever seen a girl unsatisfied after a step to porn? Me either
Man she told me I got that stepbro dick Dude, she’s definitely hitting you up again
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.