Steel Panther

A kick ass band who is a 80s style glam rock band who is trying to bring metal back (praise god). First album was "Feel The Steel". Tracks off "Feel The Steel": 1. Death Go All But Metal (Death To justin bieber more like it) 2. Asian Hooker 3. Community Property (I think the singer is going to get vd first) 4. Eyes Of A Panther 5. Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) (aka the annoying fat ass who rides my bus) 6. Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' 7. Party All Day (**** All Night) 8. Turn Out The Lights 9. Stripper Girl 10. The Shocker 11. Girl From Oklahoma. Members are: Michael Starr (fucking dead ringer for David Lee Roth), Lexxi Foxxx (winner of the hottest base player EVER award), Satchel (closest thing to Slash of GNR and a hell of a lot cheaper.) and Stix Zadinia (so good that he could have been in Bon Jovi 'cept he was over the 230 lb limit.)

Little cousin: Turn it down! I'm trying to listen to Justin bieber!
Metal head: you turn it off! Jesus Christ, Justin bieber is a fuckin' pussy! Steel Panther kicks ass! Death to all but metal!"

Steel Panther by Samii_Ray August 6, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012