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rocky mountain steam clean 

To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss
"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."

Back alley steam clean 

When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .
i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.

clean and steam 

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion
Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.
clean and steam by Dan.k May 8, 2014

Stream Clean 

(v.) Of a male: attempting to remove feces streaks from the bowl of a toilet by aiming urine within close proximity.

(n.) The act of said action.
A: I just WRECKED on that toilet, man!

B: Yeah I know, I had to stream clean the shit out of it 'cause Jenny was next in line.
Stream Clean by MrFiock August 4, 2009

Rocky Mountain steam cleaner 

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.
Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.

cleveland steam cleaner 

The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.
"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"