An unemployed adult that mooches off his parents or spouse. Plays with action figures and considers themself to be a writer despite not selling any books. Spends all their time on Twitter arguing with trolls and losing.
When a man removes condom during sex without his partners knowledge or consent.
Legally considered a form of rape or sexual assault in some places. Considered a shittything to do everywhere else.
He thought stealthing his girlfriend was a goidea but now his dumbass is in jail.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.