Definition 1: When used after warping a "That's what she said" to your advantage
Definition 2: Warping someone else's regular sentence to your advantage
Definition 3: After stealing something from somebody
Definiton 4: Whenever the FUCK I want (good and bad steals will be deliberated by Superfly and Champion)
Definition 2: Warping someone else's regular sentence to your advantage
Definition 3: After stealing something from somebody
Definiton 4: Whenever the FUCK I want (good and bad steals will be deliberated by Superfly and Champion)
Ex. 1 "Dude, that's huge"
"That's what she said!"
"To me"
"STEAL!"
Ex. 2 "God, I've been working really hard"
"Working the corner?? STEAL!"
Ex. 3 "Man, I love my new shiny quarter... HEY!"
"STEAL!"
or
"Man, I like that straw hat"
"I know, it was only 6 bucks! STEAL!"
Ex. 4 GOOD: "Dude, what's the answer to #2?"
"We're only doing odd numbers... STEAL!"
BAD: "God, I hate broccoli"
"STEAL!"
"That's what she said!"
"To me"
"STEAL!"
Ex. 2 "God, I've been working really hard"
"Working the corner?? STEAL!"
Ex. 3 "Man, I love my new shiny quarter... HEY!"
"STEAL!"
or
"Man, I like that straw hat"
"I know, it was only 6 bucks! STEAL!"
Ex. 4 GOOD: "Dude, what's the answer to #2?"
"We're only doing odd numbers... STEAL!"
BAD: "God, I hate broccoli"
"STEAL!"
by Champion! February 13, 2007
1)To change possession of an item or idea usually causing internal struggle while redefining one's moral limits.
2)The only way to get ahead in life...
2)The only way to get ahead in life...
by Ebot March 21, 2003
by Lane Dougherty October 20, 2006
by Nick Yurick July 4, 2005
v. To enter an uncommon location by infiltration, esp. with the intent to squat or hide temporarily.
There was nowhere to run from the bully, so I decided to steal the janitor's closet until lunch time.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
When a guy is working on a girl all night in an attempt to bring her home, and slowly but surely, his friend slips in and ends up taking the girl home instead. The friend is so casual about it that the original guy doesn't even realize what happened (and this is facilitated by alcohol). Usually requires reciprocation on the the part of the beneficiary of the steal on a subsequent evening's outing.
Frank: Nice steal last night buddy!!
Hal: You know I'll hit you back soon. I'm glad we can still be friends.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.
Hal: You know I'll hit you back soon. I'm glad we can still be friends.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.
by craned hippo September 15, 2007
Bob: can i borrow your shirt
Deb: sure
*after 10 years*
Deb: Where is my shirt?
Bob: what shirt
Deb: hmm nvm. i thought i- uhm nvm
^stealing^
Deb: sure
*after 10 years*
Deb: Where is my shirt?
Bob: what shirt
Deb: hmm nvm. i thought i- uhm nvm
^stealing^
by HeroicLemon October 12, 2015