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Baldie's Steak Night 

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

Steak Night 

A greeting between friends
You see your friend walking down the hall, you yell out "STEAK NIGHT!"
Steak Night by Mike2020 January 14, 2009

Monday Steak Night 

A group of culturally diverse, north shore private school alphas, who gather on the sacred day of Monday to rejoice in the name of the Beef god Mike Lit, and its holy cut of rump. Worshipping occurs at the sacrosanct of the Woolwich Pier on Monday, every Monday, til there art now cow left.
Beta male: Oh damn, it's Monday
Alpha male: Wow you are a beta, it's Monday Steak Night baby

Steak Night 

Formally the last Wednesday of every month. A meeting of brothers to eat delicious steak (usually tips) and drink like Kings. In the month of November Steak Night should include beards. So that when the food is gone the brothers can enjoy a bearded bliss with beer around a fire, this special night will be before Thanksgiving once a year. No females are aloud, only brothers.
Mikey: "When's steak night?"

Kyle: "Mikey you ignorant slut, it's always the last Wednesday of the month"

Mikey: "Oh yeah STEAK NIGHTTTTTTTTTTT"
Steak Night by x the king x November 24, 2010

Steak Night 

When you and a couple of the boys go out for a crazy night. you Start off with fantastic meat, normally huge steaks, perfectly grilled, then huge ammounts of alchohol consumption and maybe a awesome boxing match, followed by a strip club and lots of women! So its a night of food, violence, alchohol, sex and hangover's. The word has to be pronounced in a stretched out manor aswell!
Friend 1 - So dudes, I think tonight is the prefect upportunity for Steak-Niiiiiiiiiiigt!! Who's in?

Friend 2 - Hell yeah, Here's to Steak-Niiiiiiiigt!!!!

Steak Night
Steak Night by Kaboom-ZA September 1, 2009

Thursday night steak 

When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.
Dude:“Yo Tyler how was that Thursday night steak last night”
Tyler: “Great! I’m still hard

steal the night 

To "Steal the night" seems to be an expression that means having a great evening with a man or woman you might love.

This term was used in a popular scene in the movie Bloodsport (1988), but also appears in many more popular songs (i.e., Lookbook - Steal the Night).
Tonight, let's steal the night. Life is so fleeting but we will always have that one great night before you fought in the Kumite. I hate that you risk your health and safety, but that makes our time together so much more special.
steal the night by Donostia February 8, 2010
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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