Stauros

Stauros is the correct what to spell the misspelled word "Stavros". Stauros is a person who does not know to spell words, code and play piano. He is suspicious of others for no reason and he usually beats up his (only) friends with his keys. Even though he seems like a bad person to hang out with he can be funny some times. At the end of the day you remember of him as a good and funny boy that does not know how to play piano.

person 1: Are you freinds with Stavros?

person 2: IT'S SPELLED S-T-A-U-R-O-S!!!!

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person 1: Stauros is a VERY funny guy!

person 2: Yeah, he doesn't know how to play piano though...

by truthofstauros November 20, 2021

Stauros

Stauros (with u) is the correct way to spell the word which describes someone who, has done many jobs in the past, (e.g. Businessman, secretary, detective and more) is usually a meme creator but only for a small community of individuals and he can't play piano, even though he has a Music Theory Certificate.

Stauros is described by many as a SIMP (Super Intense Minecraft Player) and a very competitive player fighting to be the richest, strongest and most intelligent of all. His powers stop though when he encounters redstone or even villagers.

Lastly Stauros can be arrogant and bragging about how he fucked your mum yesterday night. The truth is that such actions haven't been reported by an official source (your mum) and there are no intentions nor possibilities of that happening. At the end of the day Stauros will still be a virgin boy.

person 1:Do you know Stavros?

person 2: IT'S SPELT STAUROS!!!
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person 1: Stauros is such a SIMP.

person 2: Yeah but he didn't make the farm I told him to.
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person 1: Stauros said he fucked my mum!

person 2: Nah, he is just bragging. This can't happen in reality.

by truthofstauros November 22, 2021

Stavros

Omg,stavros simply has the biggest dick out of all year 10s *easy clap*

You can tell he is a Stavros with that big bulge of his

by Fanguro December 3, 2019

Saturos and Menardi

The two main antagonists in the game Golden Sun. Their goal in the game is to light all of the elemental lighthouses using the elemental stars, and release the power of alchemy upon the world of weyard. *spoilers* But eventualy, atop the venus lighthouse, they are stopped by Isaac and friends. After being bested by Isaac and friends, saturos throws the venus star into the lighthouse beacon, and it lights the lighthouse. Then, they pool their energy together and transform into the fusion dragon. Again, they are bested by Isaac and friends, and they both die. In the second game, saturos and menardi are considered protagonists because the main protagonist of the game, Felix, continues to light the remaining lighthouses.

Saturos and Menardi are the coolest video game villans ever.

by laughingskull August 30, 2009

STAVROS

The definition of alpha male. Hotter than the sun sexier than riley reid. No girl can resist him and his huge dick.

NO SENTENCE EXISTS SINCE STAVROS IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE SMART

by WOULOU October 19, 2020

Stavros Agapios

The iconic male

Random guy : Hey Stavros Agapios .
Stavros Agapios : POUSTARA
Random guy : Now I am submissive to Stavros Agapios
Stavros Agapios : Are we friends?

by Elkash May 2, 2021

The Stavros Insemination Inception

7 gay men are needed to pull off the Stavros Insemination Inception. Person 1 props himself in pile driver position whilst persons 2,3 and 4 all shit into his gaping asshole whilst recieving blowjobs from persons 5,6 and 7. When the reach climax and are ready to ejaculate, persons 2,3 and 4 deposit their creamy load on top of all three shits in person 1's asshole.

Were you at the party last night? I got really horny watching the Stavros Insemination Inception in the bathroom.

by Dj Stavros June 5, 2021