Where you see all the cool kids from ages 14-25 hanging out, if caught swimming you're instantly shunned by anyone nearby. The main activities include Laying, sitting under a big gazebo, drinking (especially if underaged), watching people, and throwing big beach parties that consist of all 4. If one is not considered a cool kid and even shows their face at the Status Beach they must go to the corner next to the family/old people beach.
Stephanie and Blake were at the Status Beach yesterday, all they did was lay in the sand and drink natty light.
by ZootedMonsta March 10, 2011
Get the Status Beach mug.The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011
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