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Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.
Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).
Stats nerd by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Stat Nerd 

Some one who knows alot of random usless stats or facts.

Me.
I'm a stat nerd. Look up my other posts if you care.
Stat Nerd by statnerd May 5, 2010

Nerd status 

When one has reached the highest level of nerdiness. Someone who has all the generic nerd qualities and more. Every single type of nerd, geek, dweeb or reject aspects you can think of all rolled in to one.
Guy 1 " Have you seen what that freak _____ is wearing today?"

Guy 2 " *Jock laugh* Yeah bro hes totally reached nerd status. I had to beat him twice as hard for it! "

Guy 1 " *high five/chest bump* Rofl Waffle!"
Nerd status by GabbyTheDelinquent August 17, 2011

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026