stately

1. Dignified and impressive, as in size or proportions. See Synonyms at grand.
2. Majestic; lofty.
adv.
In a ceremonious or imposing manner.

Ashley has a stately pair of gams

stately by WonderGams September 15, 2006

Stately

When a groupie bitch gets pregnant.

say, “That shit is stately,” or “That is some stately shit right there.” Shit is in reference to the groupie bitch’s child.

Stately by Sleepy Creep July 1, 2022

Stately

The state of being ungrateful, and/or unappreciative.

“You are SO stately, you need to have a baby,” or “you pulled a stately!”

Stately by Sleepy Creep July 5, 2022

Stately

Stately is a musician from Sydney, Australia, who has released music on Spotify and Amazon Music. His most popular songs include "Nowhere Close", "Irrationality", "The Only One Left Behind", and "Assumptions". He has a grand total of 112 monthly listeners, although this is predicted to decrease in the future. His music is emo and depressing. He also releases CDs and Vinyls.

Several members of Stately's fanbased have joked about one of his songs, Really be Dead, for its horrible quality. This has caused Stately to remove the song from his discography.

Person 1: Have you listened to the new Stately song?
Person 2: Fuck no! That Stately mf makes really shit music!

Stately by CloudMoistureWater February 8, 2026

stately vampire

The act of fingerblasting a chick while she is on her period.

"Man, did you fuck that chick?" "Nah dude, she was on her period, but I did give her a taste of the stately vampire."

stately vampire by Bostik October 19, 2006

Statey

Common slang term for State Police.

Gettin' pulled over by a statey is bad enough, but you're screwed if it's a short woman statey with something to prove.

Statey by TerminalSaint April 10, 2004

Stateless 

A person who is considered a foreigner by every country on planet Earth.

John: Hey, why don’t you just deport yourself?
Lulu: I can’t. I tried, but no country will take me - I am stateless.

Stateless by Now+here September 9, 2020