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Shatt Marp is what you get after you switch up the initials of "Matt Sharp", which is the name of the former bassist of Weezer, an alt rock band from the 1990s. Fans find this funny because "Shatt" sounds like "Shat", the past tense of "Shit".
by CloudMoistureWater March 18, 2026
Get the Shatt Marp mug.Stately is a musician from Sydney, Australia, who has released music on Spotify and Amazon Music. His most popular songs include "Nowhere Close", "Irrationality", "The Only One Left Behind", and "Assumptions". He has a grand total of 112 monthly listeners, although this is predicted to decrease in the future. His music is emo and depressing. He also releases CDs and Vinyls.
Several members of Stately's fanbased have joked about one of his songs, Really be Dead, for its horrible quality. This has caused Stately to remove the song from his discography.
Several members of Stately's fanbased have joked about one of his songs, Really be Dead, for its horrible quality. This has caused Stately to remove the song from his discography.
Person 1: Have you listened to the new Stately song?
Person 2: Fuck no! That Stately mf makes really shit music!
Person 2: Fuck no! That Stately mf makes really shit music!
by CloudMoistureWater February 8, 2026
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A calculator that helped me cheat on a maths exam.
A calculator that helped me cheat on a maths exam.
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