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Casio FX-82 AU Plus II

The best calculator in the world, with an AAA battery that lasted roughly three years (it's life was cut short because it was thrown at a wall after its owner recieved a shitty maths grade).

A calculator that helped me cheat on a maths exam.

Person 1: How did you do so well on the tan⁻¹ test?
Person 2: I used the Casio FX-82 AU Plus II

by CloudMoistureWater February 8, 2026

Stately

Stately is a musician from Sydney, Australia, who has released music on Spotify and Amazon Music. His most popular songs include "Nowhere Close", "Irrationality", "The Only One Left Behind", and "Assumptions". He has a grand total of 112 monthly listeners, although this is predicted to decrease in the future. His music is emo and depressing. He also releases CDs and Vinyls.

Several members of Stately's fanbased have joked about one of his songs, Really be Dead, for its horrible quality. This has caused Stately to remove the song from his discography.

Person 1: Have you listened to the new Stately song?
Person 2: Fuck no! That Stately mf makes really shit music!

by CloudMoistureWater February 8, 2026