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State College

Location of Penn State's main campus to which all the branch students call "Mecca."

Wanna get drunk? No problem! 21 bars within 2 square miles!

Wanna get laid? Noooo problem! Frats are crawling with disease-infested freshman & sophomore students who will sleep with anyone who hands them a warm Milwaukee's Beast.

Need an apartment? Noo problem at all! Just make sure you like getting screwed up the pooper with no lube every month.

The residents hate the students, the students hate the residents, and the district court LOVES the steady income of money from the many crimes committed on Fridays & Saturdays.
BranchCampusStudent#1: dude, i'm finally going up to State College this weekend to party!
BranchCampusStudent#2: OMG!! i'm so envious...all i get to do is sit in my dorm and rub one out.

PSUstudent#1: Damn State College police...i have another trial to go to.
PSUstudent#2: yea, i just paid $300 to the State College District Court for pissing in an alley behind the Saloon.
by Trapped in Hell March 9, 2005
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State College

State College is a great place to live when its not summer.
by Mike February 24, 2004
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State college

“Hey are you going to university of blah blah”
“No i think im just gonna go to a state College because im broke lol *laughs awkwardly*”
“Umm ooook *quietly leaves room*”
by IDGAFWABGSAM October 26, 2017
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state college high

Phrase used to describe girls who are younger than 18 (still in high school). Usually used among guys at restaurants when checking out girls.

Stems from Central Pennsylvania, specifically State College, home to State College High School. Girls that don't go to Penn State University, usually attend State College High School. Therefore, it is important to distinguish between the two.
Guy 1: What do you think of that chick over there, pretty hot huh?

Guy 2: Yeah she definitely hot, but do you think she's State College High?

Guy 1: Good call, she's a little young.
by Christoph602 October 7, 2010
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Johnson State College

Small college in the middle of no where .. aka Vermont. Population of students is small, about 2,000. Consists of stoners, skateboarders, snowboarders/skiers, drama/theater people and dancers .... and anime club.

Campus is beautiful in the summer and fall and if you like snow then this is the place for you. Snow hangs around till early to mid spring.

The food (called Shwag - Shit We All Get) is decent on some days, other days it'll cause you to shwoop (shwag poop). This is very common with incoming freshman who are not used to shwag's effects on the human stomach.

Classes are mostly laid back so after a day of 3 classes, one can usually do nothing for the rest of the day and smoke a bowl with your friendly neighborhood badger mascot.
by JohnnyPatches April 5, 2011
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bismarck state college

Harvard on the hill. Two year community college located in Bismarck, North Dakota.
"I got my associates from Bismarck State College."
"Ah, sweet. Harvard on the hill!"
by 21kitty May 20, 2009
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The Evergreen State College

A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.
Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!
by heyu April 5, 2009
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