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Stat-Whore 

A player who will do anything to increase their stats in a video game. These players have big egos and base their whole sense of self-worth on their stats in their favourite video game. These players are almost always Try-Hards.
Player #1: That guy wants me to help him boost. I don't wanna get called a noob for boosting.
Player #2: Yeah, he's such a Stat-Whore. I can't believe he cares that much about his stats.
Stat-Whore by SpamDragon July 14, 2014
Words you can keep

Stat whore 

In terms of online gaming, some one that cares to much about there stats as to try to "pwn" all the "n00bs"
"THat JimJim09 guy keeps slaughtering me..."
"Yea, he keeps bragging about his scores. He is such a stat whore"
Stat whore by KnightmrInArmr November 3, 2004

stat whore 

someone who doesn't give a shit about the team as long as they get their points.
kelsey brockway is a stat whore
stat whore by tubtub16 February 26, 2011

Stat whore 

In gaming (mainly Counter-strike) when someone is so concerned about their score, they reconnect/rejoin everytime they get killed.
noob stat whore keeps reconnecting
Stat whore by that one guy! May 10, 2006

stat whore 

A sports fan that judges players and teams based on statistics, and just doesn't look at the whole picture. It's usually the kind of person who thinks Ben Roethlisberger and Eli Manning are overrated, and Phillip Rivers is the best quarterback ever, yet are baffled why Rivers doesn't have a championship. These are the same people who think Kobe Bryant is the greatest basketball ever, but can't seem to explain why the Lakers were so bad without Phil Jackson as coach.

Some have controversial theories about sports teams based on stats, yet fail to ignore basic things like the win-loss column, among other things, or the competency of a coach.
Eli Manning, Ben Roethlisberger and Chauncey Billups all consistently lead their teams to winning seasons and championships, yet the stat whore still thought they were all overrated.
stat whore by Jay Samson September 1, 2009

stat whore 

a person who uses unscrupulous means to raise their stats in a computer/video game
This guy is a complete stat whore.

stat whore 

A term used in an online game called Gunbound:

Players that bulk up on high stat outfits that give them +30 attack and +50 defense and +28 money etc..
Veteraninthegame: Hah! I hate you stat whores.. just because you have good items doesn't make you better than everyone else..
Overconfidentplayer: Fuk yu pro! Ill PWN you!!
stat whore by FOBLumpia November 9, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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