Starcrunch

The act of biting the anus of another; intimate partner or otherwise

"She was licking my gooch which was cool but then she gave me a starcrunch! That shit hurt yo."

by Malavio June 7, 2018

Starcrunch

The act of biting another's anus; Intimate partner or otherwise.

"She was licking my gooch which was awesome!But then she gave me a starcrunch. That shit hurt yo."

by Malavio June 7, 2018

starpunch

Open handed punch to the anus, directly to the hole. You have to hit so hard that air forces into the anus and farts back.

Jerm: I totally starpunched my wife and she almost sharted!
Lace: Thats really gross man.

by destroyer145 June 10, 2013

starbunch

a bunch of people who go to starbucks and purchase a drink from there and sit there late at night and talk.

John: hey everynight I drive by starbucks and see the same people sitting there.
Chris: yea I see the starbunch there too when I go

by I don't have a namee April 27, 2009

star crunch

When you are doing a girl/guy from behind, you pull out, and then punch her/him in her/his asshole.

"Dude, did you get with Hannah last night"
"You know it. I totally gave her a Star Crunch!"
"Sweet dude, totally sweet."

by tblaforge July 23, 2007

Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022