Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Malavio

Procrasturbating

/prəˌkræs.tɚˈbeɪ.tɪŋ/ (verb, formal)
when you have important things to do but decide to masturbate instead

Sorry I missed your wife's funeral. I was procrasturbating.

The act of biting the anus of another; intimate partner or otherwise

"She was licking my gooch which was cool but then she gave me a starcrunch! That shit hurt yo."

The act of biting another's anus; Intimate partner or otherwise.

"She was licking my gooch which was awesome!But then she gave me a starcrunch. That shit hurt yo."