Starbriety

star·bri·e·ty
(noun)

The state of not going to Starbucks so you can save money.

Easily broken during double star days ⭐️

Example:
Person A: *Post photo of new Starbucks drink on Instagram*

Person B: *Sees Photo & proceeds with the following DM* “I’ve been good and I haven’t spent money at Starbucks for 8 days. But that photo is making me wanna break my starbriety & I know today is double star day. Which only means it’s totally worth going. 😩”

Starbriety by sobersundaze April 14, 2021

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Stobriety

Somewhere in between stoned and sober...roughly 2-5 hours after smoking or otherwise consuming cannabis. Characterized by a slightly tired but happy demeanor while retaining all normal function.

Can be used in the noun form of "stobriety" or adjective "stober".

Rabbi 1: "My friend, you look a bit baked! Think you can handle this barmitspha?"

Rabbi 2: "Don't worry my friend, I smoked this morning. I am in a gentle state of stobriety.

Stobriety by WerdBerd August 31, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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